Ode to Elections (\ |) \\|/_ | `- _.-. Names pulled from the rolodex / `--.-' \ Offering quotes without context / _*__*__*__*_ | From elections long gone by `--'\ /^\/^\/^\/^\ | Words sting each runner like burning lye \-------------\ | .--. |\ Democrats become an ass for democracy | / \ )\ \ x We can't expect consistency | \ / / | / A signed slip is required to trip / / / / / | Unless a child needs a fetus snip :F_P: /_/` `--' /_/ Republicans offered a chicken in every pot Yet another war is all we ever got _.---------._ They decreased our founding fathers purity /' `\ All in the name of national security / \./ \./ \-/ \ | -V- -V- -V- | They kiss babies in the hood | | Saying small government is good |-----------------| Of the kids we must think | | Once in office like pigs do they stink | | | _____ /\| It is fast approaching time to vote | | | ||| __ We get poorer while their wallets bloat | | | ||`-'/ -- Faux_Pseudo :F_P:| |____|`--' :F_P:#################################Fri Oct 28 2005################# Electile Dysfunction
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