----- Top ten reasons Nethack is better than Zelda ----....|----- -----............| Nethack doesn't |^..*..F.........|_ --..@.)....--....... 1 distract you with multi-bite graphics. |>..|Z.....||2...&.. 2 let you take item identification for granted. --.---.|..-----..... 3 bore you with the same map all the time. ---.--.|-- |.... 4 prevent Jabberwockies from showing up on DLV 6. #|..%.--- ----- 5 stop you from trying to kill shop owners. --.......|----- 6 annoy you with fairies. |...)---.:F_P:| 7 make you have to earn your pet or give it back. --...|.|......------ 8 force you to save some girl outside your caste. |...|#..J..%.[..... 9 prevent nymphs from using death rays. |.......----..(.i.. 10 mind if you want to get down with a succubus. |..c....| |...i.ii |.......| |....... Top reasons to still love Zelda .---------. / \ Zelda offers ..| .-------- |.. / ||-' `-|| \ 1 a bag of holding at the start of the game. | `| .---------. |' | 2 a sexy girl as the end prize. | | || | | || | /\ 3 atheists a game free from religion. \ `-'`-'___`-'`- | | 4 a magic teleporting flute. `--. |___| .-\ \_/ 5 catchy scene themed Muzak. -------.____/ \{| 6 low level demolitions training. / __ \ __ \ {| 7 a heart based status bar for people who | =||= ||_ \__|`-' can't count. | || ||_) __| 8 item pricing based on value, not your | || ||__/ | appearance. \________/|_ __/| 9 a life free from foo-trices. `--------' / | :F_P: 10 a one character class fits all approach. `---' `---' Art by :F_P:. Written by :F_P: and qsi. :F_P:#################################Sun Oct 30 2005################# # Nethack vs Zelda
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