After the Flood The difference between 'I pulled this out of my ass' and a 'theory' is that you can't tell the difference if you are a creationist. There are many 'I pulled this out of my ass' ideas on how the 'fountains of the deep' caused this much rain. There is a new one every week and each one has serious problems ranging from crushing the crust of the Earth under the weight of the water to creating enough heat from the moving water to vaporize the passengers of the Ark. So we will skip the 'how' and look at the 'WTF' that would have resulted after it all ended. Some people say that the Grand Canyon was carved in 6 weeks as a result of the flood. If you want to learn more about that 'pulled out of the ass' idea then visit the <a href="http://icr.org">Institute for Creation Research</a> in San Diego. There is a big hole in the idea that the Grand Canyon was carved in a week. _______ /_ -_- -`---___ /____ - - -- --| / \ - - - - _| / -- `\ __| _\ / -- --- \ _ /_ \ / -- -/--\`\ -- \ __ | - -- / \.\ - |_ _____ __/_ \ _____| __-_ /_______\|- - --_\_________ ____ _/ --_ `-_/ --_--`\ | --- / ---.______\ / - \/ --- _-_/ _-_---_ | |__ / | __-__ _-\ |- - \ -__.__/ _| _/-__/ `'_ |/ ---_ | |- __ |_.- / _| -- | / \ `---.__ | _--- - \ /-- - `__|_ | _- -- | |_-' \ `--| -- --|---_/ -- -,__|_-| -- --_ _/ | | | \__ -- \ - __-_ |-_| - _- _ _( \ \ | / / -- --\ --___-_ / --/ --__--- ---____ / |-- __---_ \ `\___ ___--- `-| / _:F_P: `\ ######################################Fri Feb 17 2006################# Grand Canyon The Doritos Theory is one we are all familiar with. The quick and simple idea is that the smaller Doritos will sink to the bottom of the bag. Creationists use this concept to appeal to your knowledge of how the world works on a simple level. They would have you think the small fossils sink to the bottom and the big dinosaur sized fossils are on the top of the fossil record as a result of all the life forms of earth being churned up in the flood. The problem with the Doritos Theory is that dogs don't show up fossilized under the dinosaurs. Additionally we see that the simpler, less evolved, creatures on the bottom and the more complex creatures on the top. The vision offered by Flood followers doesn't accommodate for this. __________________ | / ### | ######. / `# | ####### .###. ##.## ,# ,###. |.### `##.###### #####,############# .#### ###' .##### `## ##' ## ## ### ## ###. ### ##'## .##,## ,#',## ## .## `### .####### ###.##'##' ## ###. ## ## ###### ######' /`####' ## ## `### `####' #####' | / _-' /_ _ ___.-------._ | /_-' -' \/ /___..---'____.----.___) | /(// _--' ___..---' | / / / -'__.-' | / |/ / _.-' :F_P: |/ \/\/ #####################Fri Feb 17 2006################# Doritos No amount of wishful thanking can change what the fossil record shows. We have never found a mammal fossil in the same layers of the fossil record we find trilobite. Welcome to the fossil layer. _, /, ___ /> (') )`) ---(,_,> 'Modern' life forms only at the top. /) /^),(( Y_ ,(,_)./ __ /|/|/|/| __() \___/-/-/-/-| (___ `----__ \__`-__\ |____| \''' Complex dinos at top (__/ (__./\) __ _ (__><_)O" //\ Mixture of simple and complex in the middle ___ /o> \/| \___'\| :F_P: _/\_ \ / Simple sea creatures at the bottom |/\| _____ ()\\\\\`-_ ######################################Wed Feb 15 2006################# Fossils The Rainbow Thing _,_ .o#######o. .##$$$$$$$$###. .##$$&&&&*&&$$$###. .#$$&&*********&&$$#. .#$$&&**:::::::**&&$$#. #$$&&**::.. ..::**&&$## #$$&**::.. ..::**&$$# #$&&**::.. ..::F_P:$# #######Tue Feb 21 2006##### Rainbow in the Dark After it was all said and done Noah saw a rainbow to let him know everything was going to be all right. According to to the mythology this was the first rainbow ever. Houston we have a problem. This would have to mean there was never a rainbow created by a waterfall or any other method prior to this. In order for this to be the case the laws of the universe had to have been changed at in order to allow for this to be the first one. So we are either asked to assume that prior to this all light was of just one portion of the spectrum which would have meant that the entire universe was made from only one element or that the creator in question had created a universe that followed consistent rules for the universe but had manually hit the off switch on rainbows. Now if this creator had felt that 'it was good' when it created light we have to wonder why rainbows had previously been suppressed. The only reason that this could make since is in a dogmatic mind-set where we would have to accept that an all knowing god, a being who knows the results of even its own actions before it even thinks about doing them, had created the man with the explicit knowledge that it would have to kill them all off just 1500 years after they got started and it would need some way to show that it had messed up and decided to pull some trump card that completely changed the rules universe in order to show that it was never going to do this again. With that we end this poorly written and badly illustrated load of dung on Noah's Ark. So to sum up: The boat wasn't sea worthy and would have gone down faster than a homeless guy on a 20 dollar bill. Two of every kind is not even possible. The fossil record just doesn't work if the flood is true. The whole thing was a load of shit. ________ .) / / \ (( / / \ __())) / / / :F_P: (__)__)_ ._._._._._._._._._._._._._ (________) :F_P: #################Tue Feb 21 2006########### Sinking Shit :F_P:#################################Wed Feb 21 2006################# # Noah and the Ark Part 3
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