Top Sunrise ,, :( ): ~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~ ~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~ ~~:F_P:~~~ Evening on the west coast. ##################################################################### Top Bugs ------------- \ .-,,\ \ \///// \ \ --/////-- \ ` W/W'\ ` \/OO \ \ \ ` \ ) ) / / .\ `-----, .---' \\ Y \\ // \`---'/ :pb::F_P: `---' @^|~|~|~|~|~|~} '''~~~~~~~~~~ __ _ _ . . _ (__><_)O" _ \ O / _ and something else. //|\ :F_P: _==( )==_ _//^\\_ '-' 'oo' Bug man. (^)- /v\` :F_P: .--. <|'--=8 '--' Well that didn't work so well. .-,, :F_P: \///// --/////-- Thats a much better. W/W'\ /OO \ ` /\nn/\ -\ || /- , Yes, I have a big ass. But I /\||/\ will still fly faster than OO you can try to swat me. ##################################################################### .-------------------------------. | () () () () () () () () () () | | () () () () () () () () () () | | () () () () () () () () () () | | () () () () () () () () ,-.() | | () () () () () () () ()( )) | `-----------------------/ `-'|--' / | One Hundred ascii / | butterflies, matted/ __ | and framed. / .-' `-| / /(`-/\/|| / | ) || || :F_P: / | (_/\/\|| / \ dsdf | `-. `-.__.'| `-. ,' `---' :F_P:#################################Fri Mar 31 2006################# Top Ceral ____ .-" "-. ,-" -"o'o'"- "-, ., ; ,-" o oo o"-. ; ( ) |-,_o o o ,-"| y' | "-.____.-" | / ",_ ,-" / :F_P: "-.____.-" o ##################################################################### Top TP _ . - ' ' ' ' -. . ' _,._ ' . ,' ;' "; ', |' ',_ ,-' .| | '. ' . | | ' , . ' | | | ' - . _ . -| | | '. | | | | '. | | '. | | | ., | | . , | | | . ' | | . ' | | | . ' | !. ' ' .' '.| ' , . 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' ' - . , .- , . , . :F_P: , . ,' ##################################################################### Top First one is free: >. ,o0OOOO0o, .< <>&OOOOOOOOOO&<> :F_P: >' "7OOOOOOP" '< Candy ##################################################################### Top Maps _________________________________________________ /\ _^_ .^ | | {__ } / | / ) __ | \ \_ / -- { _ } \| .^.{ _ --' "| \ |\__ / \ >_\_"\ /| '; \\ / | ; --\} \ / / | . = ,.== -- \-- \_.'\..- || /_ = / \ _> _ } == - -_ __ _-- ___/ \_-/ ' '".,= ', } _______________________________________________:F_P: ######################################Thu Jul 5 2001################# ._____. ..-> City Name --->|. oO / :F_P: \_ __ / "v" "\ ##################################################################### World Map ___ _.-__ / | / /-' \._ |\\ / / / /\ \ \|| / | /| \/\ /\ \ /(_ | |/ _ \/\ _\/ \ \_/ \ | // __/-. _-_ _ |_\-. /._ \ / || / /_ _ _ / `--.__,\__\|\\_ \ / | .-. \| /|\V / `/\_/ \_ | \__/ / ) \ ( _-'_ / _) __/\|| `---\_ / / _\/ \ | (_) / / \_/ ._) \ /--. 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()/ | () | _. _/____ .-. _/| \ / \/ \\/(_' _/ / \ ___/ .---.___ ) \ \ / \ ( \ / \\ `-.__ _| `--() _ | \\_./ \ /\ -' . \ / `\. \____ \- \/ \_) , ( \__ \ ./ \ () ' __ \ ) | ( \_ ' \_\ \ / | )/| -._n\ | /' \ / |/ .-' \ | / \_/ | __ ) ( / :F_P: -' \_/ \ | / v / \| |-----------7926.68 Miles (46133277.60 feet) --------------------------| |--------------6 sextillion, 587 quintillion short tons ---------------| ######################################Fri Feb 17 2006################# Top Buildings This message was brought to you by the Poeple against for the distruction of the Minystry Of Truth _________ /| | / | MOT | / | | / | | / | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |:F_P:| | _+-----+---+ +--------+ _-" | | _-" | | | | <@> <@> | | | | | | | | | | "-_ | _-+-_ | "-_ | ||||| | "-|____________|||||___________| A1 A2 \\ // \X/ /\ / \ / \\ / \ / \ \ / \ / \ \ / /\ \ / \ \ :F_P: / /\ \ \ / \ \ /____/__\/__\ "--__ \ _--" "'' As they got larger you ended up with two schools of pyramids. B1 /\ :F_P: B2 / \ Pointy top / \ _---_ Typical step .- -. -- half way mark _-' '-_ pyramid .- -. _-' '-_ With familiar .-______________-. Squat bottom .-'___________'-. proportions Bottom of this one Should be smooth but this is ascii art here. ##################################################################### Top Lips . _ ."_"_"= .-"'-'"-. ;," ,' `.~~~~~,' "" '"'"' -.- . :F_P: '_,,,,_` Some of the lips from my arts. ' . __ . ' ##################################################################### Top Milk +-----------+ |___________| / / \ / /"-_\ /__________/ _-'| Diddled in ascii art means | |" | to edit someone elses ascii art. | Have you | | So if you thought otherwise then | Diddled | | you have a sick mind. | Me? | | | .------. | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | '------' | | | | _,+ :F_P: +----------+-" ##################################################################### Top Animals / ____ `;' ____ \ q __` ,;, '__ p l { o}'/i\`{ o} l L " / l \ " J l L l J j p L|J y j ######################################Fir Jun 16 2000################# Extinct spieceis of owl: ( How ) ( What ) ( Where ) ( When ) \ \ \ / .V. .V. .V. .V. (OvO) (OvO) (OvO) (OvO) .-. ( ) ) ( ) ) ( ) ) ( ) ) /`-; -----W-W----W-W-------W-W----W-W-----' /_.- __________________________________ ``--..:F_P: ######################################Sun Jun 22 2003################# _, /, (') )`) /^),(( ,(,_)./ :F_P: ######################################Fri Apr 28 2000################# _ <:_)~ //\ || | \\/ (r r) ( "_) __/ \ (_m m_) ) / / \/\ ___\_\___/\/' (__(______) ######################################Tue Mar 19 2002################# .-''-. | | |:F_P:| _.----._ .'leb `. / _ _ \ ".__| '|' |__." | #| #| .'-' `-'. .~^._._.^~. `._.___._,' | | | | >=o=< | __ <_") ((_,--// _____\____/_____:F_P: __ < ") -((- __ d d __:F_P: _______ .--------------------, / \ | Monky stop talking!| /-__ | | Monkey no talk. | / o | | Ape talk. /\ | | '-------------------"-_\ |uu | \ | ___/ | / ---- / / / / /// / / / / / / / / __(\ / /| (___ "---------" / | (____ / | (__________________/ | _,^^,/ / \ (G,66>_/ \ _/\_,_) _ | / _ \ ,' ) | / /"\ \/ ,_\ | __(,/ > e ) / (_\.oO / \_ / ( -,_/ \_/ / U \_, _) / ( / / // mic >/ / // (.oO / / :F_P: | \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ .--, \ / /" / / _/ (_-- ##################################################################### Top Drinks =.__.- | |=| This is the picher of beer that I started | | | With last night. | |=| "--" _o__ |--| This is the bloody mary that I had after \__/ that, | | | | This is the gin and crambary as well '-' '-' as the rum and coke that I moved onto =.__.- | |=| This is the picher that Jay had. I drank | | | half of it for him (he was way to drunk to | |=| be drinking it him self) "--" \ | This is some drink I had a bit of at the |--| after party. It had a straw but I have \__/ No idea what else it had. .. || This was another drink I had at the after party /\ It wasn't fruit flavord but I am not certin if | | It was bear or one of those sisy "malt beverages" | | that every hard alchol company seems to be pushing. '--' ._. | | You remember Jay right? Well he showed up at | | the after party too. I helped him finish / \ this here 48 oz beer he managed to smuggle in. |-._.-| | MGD | |-._.-| Some time after this I was talking to the girl '-._.-' who is on the hormons to be known as the guy who is not on hormons. And then they played ------ a mix of of one of the halos and I did go and |NIN | dance for this event. And I don't dance. |____| Now it is time to take invatory and contemplate ________ How I am getting home. Because the after hours | | club is still going strong even though its 4:30 | OPEN | in the morning and should have closed a while ago. |________| .n. I think it is time for some bottled water. | | |_| I think I drank too much. .n. I think it is time for some more bottled water. | | |_| / / / ____________/ / -no parking |/ Oh he/she is still here. They only live a few ============' blocks from me. I can walk them home and have an excuse to not lay down in a nice warm gutter. O=O This is bob. He is the roommate of the person I \_/ just mentioned. Lets just say that he has his -|- flame turned on high. What was he doing awake | 5:30 on a Sunday morning? Trying to get the / \ 486 SX boxen to work with his scanner. He was doing this last week too. I am drunk but I know I am smarter then Bob at 5:30 in the morning. ____n / \ So I finish my walk home and stay out of any warm | n o | places. ------- There where lots of things I didn't talk about like the guy named Crow who was 26 and thought that metal /\ /\ /\ spikes from Hot Topic were the best fasion tip )( )( )( he could offer to the world. Within 30 minutes of """"""""""" meeting him me and a friends were makeing sure that every chair in the area was taken so that he would have |_ |_ no place to sit while trying to get me to insult him. | | | | I have omitted many other things as well but thats life. :F_P: ##################################################################### Top Lassy Obascii: __________ /__________\ // \\ *Bark*Bark* || -o- || || || '===- O What? || || ' ' | Timmy is \\ // /\ traped in \\________// a well? \________/ :F_P: ##################################################################### Top Arrow . ___)\ |___ > )/ ' ##################################################################### Top People ___ /| | | | | | | | | | | | | |--. _--'| | | ``-. _-'' | | | `-. -' / / /_ `-. .-' | | | \ `. /' .'| | | \ _.-\ . `-._ / | | | \__...--'' \ | | / ``-' | | / \ \ || `. | / `---' | |:F_P: |`-_| | | |__-'| : `-.._| __...--'' | | ``--..__..---''' _.| \ .-' \ /``--.._ __..--''-._ / --. | \ | / \ | / -.|| / `----'' `-./__..-' | | ;|| | / \ /.'/; | : / / / `. / / / \ / \ -' / `. | | | / \ /\ /\ / `-'| `. | \ ___ | | `.-` `--. ; | |-------_.' / | `.-_____-' / | | .' \ `. .-' | \ _.-' \ `-._______.-' / \ / / `-._ _.-' ..--' ######################################Wed Mar 21 2004################# \\\ _ __ \ \ (_) (__) \ \ ___ \ \_ /_ \ \_ \|| | | \ ||_| | \ \___/ \_________ \ / ______ / / / / / | / / / | | /// | | | \_ \ \_ \ \ :F_P: \ \ \_ \ \\_ \ \ \ \_ \ \ | \_ \_ | | \_ \ | | \ \ _/ / \ | (___| \_| . /| o~| Five line Purple Tentacle[0] </O > :F_P: /O__| [0] whatever teh hell that is. 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(::::.::::) \:::::::/ ':::::' :F_P: ':' ##################################################################### Top Bio ____________________/%%*%%*%%*%%*%%*%\____________________ //~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I\ | ___ | ~~````~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\\ :/ ._-_. | I \ | (__ | O f f i c i a l \: I: //// _\ | I \| ___) |__ Net Surfer's License :I I: /// .'. | <-><-><-><->exp.Tuesday<-><-><-><-> :I I: /|( _\ |Issue number:66618055 Code: D.O.A. :I I: \\| _| |Name: Faux_Pseudo Alias: :F_P: :I I: //\\ _/ |Email: ""@yahoo.com Sex: XY :I I: /.-'==='-. |web: http://fauxascii.com :I I: /' '\ |Age: 28 Ht: 6'2" Wt: 133 Eye: Care:I I: / /|:F_P:|\ \ |Sign: Atheist Condition: used :I I:/ / | | \ \ |Habits: sh, ASCII, nntp, *nix, Gin, :I I:\ \ | | / / | interrogations, paradigm shifting :I *____________________|_____________________________________* \%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%/ ##################################################################### Top Nethack ___________ |:::::e:::| #######::::::@r::| |>::::::::| ----------- _._ |@@ (@ ) jg/hjm/:F_P: _, +|[] `-' _,-(,'> dd ######################################Tue Mar 18 2003################# . . . . \ . .\ \. . . . .\. . .\ / \. ..... <@> |.\ / \...... \"/ |..\ ABCGi / . / \....../\###-+...\ :F_P: / . . / \.....\/### ....\ / . ./..../ \.... |^| .....+----------------------+. . ./....+------ \... d b .....|......................| . ./:::::|...... \.....::::\....|......................|. ./::::::|...... \:::::::::\...|......................| ./:::::::|...... \:::::::::\..|......................| /::::::::|...... \:::::::::\.|.... , /\ ..........|/:::::::::|...... \:::::::::\|____ ( ( ')__________/::::::::::|______ \:::::::::::::: ( / ):::::::::::::::::::::::::::: \::::::::::::: \(__)|:::::::::::::::::::::::::::: \:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: +----------------------------------------------- <tran> A AM HUNTING FOR DICK </tran> ######################################Mon Nov 4 2002################# Top Flag __ / \--..____ \ \ \-----,,,.. \ \ \ \--,,.. \ \ \ \ ,' \ \ \ \ ``.. \ \ \ \-'' \ \ \__,,--''' \ \ \. \ \ ,/ \ \__..- \ \ \ \ \ \ :F_P: \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ ##################################################################### Top Picaso /\ /\ / .\ / .\ / | / | / _--_ _--_ / \ \ | /o\ \/o\/ \ \ / \ \ \ | \ ===== \____| :F_P: ##################################################################### Top Food /\ //\\ /| // \\ | | 99 cent \\ //\ | | Chines \\//\/\ | | food to \////\\ \| go. \// // \------. \\//:F_P:\----/ \/ ##################################################################### Top Band ::::::. :: `::. :: :: :: .::' :::. ::::.::::. .:::. :::::. .::. .::: ::::::' ":: :: :: :: :" ": :: :: : : : :: `:: .:::' :: :: :: : : :: :: :::: `::. :: `:: : :. :: :: :: :. .: :: :: :. . : :: `:: `:::: :: :: :: `:::' :: :: `::' :::' :F_P: ##################################################################### Top Boom Box ===== __J___L__ /::|---|::\ (::|o_o|::) :F_P: \::|___|::/ ##################################################################### Top Cat Skull _.---._ / \ _.---------._ / \ _/_ _\_ / \ | / \ ::| /|\ |:: /| ::| /|\ |:: |\ ||.;;:/ /|\ \:;;.|| \::::/ // \\ \::::/ \__/__ /> <\ __\__/ |`--_/ \\_// \_--'| | | | | \ | | / --._U-._.-U_.-- :F_P: V v v V V V ##################################################################### Top SD Goth ,iiiii. /iii ;iii iii ,iii iiiiiiii <iiiiii iiiiii iii iiii iii' `i' iiiiiii iii'`iii <iiiii> `iii iii ii `iii iii' iii \iii/ iii iii;. ii `ii iii iii iii iiiiii. ii ii iii ,iiii. iii iii.iii, iiiiii. ii ii iii iiii iiiiiiii iii iiiiiiiii `iii ii ,ii iii. iii iii iii iii iiii'`iii ,iii ii iii iiii. ;iii iii iii iii iii' iii /i;,.iiii iiiiiii iiiiiiii' iii iii iii iii iii iiiiiiii' <iiiiii iiiiii' `iiiiiiii' iiiii',iii iii `:F_P:i' \iii iiii' `"iiii"' `iii' iiii iii ##################################################################### Top Vacuum ___ ____________ / __\ | --, = |/ / \\ | - --- -- | / \\ ,--'----------'--. \\ ,-|________________| \\ ( |||||||||||| \\ ) |||||||||||| || / ,----------------. || -' '"|""""""""""""""|"` // | vacuum(1) | // hjm |______________| // :F_P: _=====_ """"""" ##################################################################### Top Dino _-_ /(_ _) /\|o"o| / /( - ) /\/ (!) /\/ !! _.------._/\ / ! ,-{_'------'-'\/ ! //-{-_------_-} / ! //-"{-_------_-}/ / ,~\{_-_ _-_}/ |/ }-_-`--'-_-} | |-_| |-_| \\ |-_) |_-) \=- |_-) |-_) Zot |_-| |-_| ____:F_P:__|%%@___ ##################################################################### Top Spam Hi, Are you looking for jobs ?S elli ng yo ur home ?Movi ng to new ar eas?I ti s freet o post and search cla ss ified ad s on h tt p:// www. we binf oboa rd. com Web Marketin g www.webi nfoboar d. co :F_P: m ##################################################################### Top Cards .---. .---. .---. .---. .---. .---. .---. .---. |Jok| |Jok| | | | | |Q& | |Q@ | |Q% | |Q# | | | | | :F_P: :F_P: | | | | | | | | | | | | :F_P: :F_P: | | | | | | | | |Jok| |Jok| | | | | | Q&| | Q@| | Q%| | Q#| `---' `---' `---' `---' `---' `---' `---' `---' .---. .---. .---. .---. .---. .---. .---. .---. |A& | |A@ | |A% | |A# | |J& | |J@ | |J% | |J# | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | A&| | A@| | A%| | A#| | J&| | J@| | J%| | J#| `---' `---' `---' `---' `---' `---' `---' `---' .---. .---. .---. .---. .---. .---. .---. .---. |K& | |K@ | |K% | |K# | |10&| |10@| |10%| |10#| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | K&| | K@| | K%| | K#| |10&| |10@| |10%| |10#| `---' `---' `---' `---' `---' `---' `---' `---' .---. .---. .---. .---. .---. .---. .---. .---. |9& | |9@ | |9% | |9# | |6& | |6@ | |6% | |6# | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | 9&| | 9@| | 9%| | 9#| | 6&| | 6@| | 6%| | 6#| `---' `---' `---' `---' `---' `---' `---' `---' .---. .---. .---. .---. .---. .---. .---. .---. |8& | |8@ | |8% | |8# | |5& | |5@ | |5% | |5# | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | 8&| | 8@| | 8%| | 8#| | 5&| | 5@| | 5%| | 5#| `---' `---' `---' `---' `---' `---' `---' `---' .---. .---. .---. .---. .---. .---. .---. .---. |7& | |7@ | |7% | |7# | |4& | |4@ | |4% | |4# | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | 7&| | 7@| | 7%| | 7#| | 4&| | 4@| | 4%| | 4#| `---' `---' `---' `---' `---' `---' `---' `---' .---. .---. .---. .---. .---. .---. .---. .---. |3& | |3@ | |3% | |3# | |2& | |2@ | |2% | |2# | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | 3&| | 3@| | 3%| | 3#| | 2&| | 2@| | 2%| | 2#| `---' `---' `---' `---' `---' `---' `---' `---' ##################################################################### Top Cables / '/ _/ '/ (___ \ ___/____\/_ /==========/\ /==========/\ \ /==========/\ \/ .-==========.\\/ \/~~~~~~~~~/\\/ .-----------\// \/*/*/*/*/*/- \/*/*/*/*/ :F_P: '------' ######################################Wed Feb 12 2003################# __ ______.-------------| | __ (______( | |\\\\\ ..--'' ``--.._ ___/ `------------| |___ __ ``--..______.---'|| \ __ | || ..--'' ``--.._ / || || | | | | | | || ``--.._____\ || || | | | |__| | || `---.||_/ | || \ .------------| |---' .------( :F_P: | |\\\\\ `------`-------------| | `--' ######################################Wed Feb 12 2003################# ##################################################################### Top Fire /^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^\ H+---------------+H H| This Club |H H| Smokes |H H| , , |H H| %% %% |H H| ;%%% %%%; |H H| %%%%% %%%%% |H H| %%%%%% %%%%%% |H H| `%%%%% %%%%%' |H H| %%%\ /%%% |H H| \ / / |H H| / / |H H| / / \ |H H| /\/ \/\ |H H| \/ \/ |H H| Love The Fire |H H| Department |H H+---------------+H \VVVVVVVVVVVV:F_P:/ ##################################################################### Top Nerdboy > > _|_ > /___\ > > _________ _| > _ | | | | __ jg Close up: | | _______|________ / \ / O O O O O\ / \ /______________________\ | -|- | --------------------------------------------- --------| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | _____ ____ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |____| | | | | | q| | | | ----------|________|___|________________________:F_P:---------|_______|-- ##################################################################### Top __________ /\\\ Oct\ / \\\ OO 31\ :F_P: / \\\ .\\. \ /______\\\ db \ \\\_______\ ##################################################################### Top Tower |> | / \ |_*_| | | | | |-| .'-`. |-- | / --- \. / ----- \ | ,---. | | |./ \.| | /../ \..\pb:F_P: ##################################################################### Top Rubics Cube ______ /\_\_\_\ /\/\_\_\_\ /\/\/\_\_\_\ \/\/\/_/_/_/ \/\/:F_P:/.oOo. Rubics Cube \/_MjJ_/oO' `Oo Keychain oO Oo 7O. .Ob `7OP' ##################################################################### Top SCA _. ._ .7L" "7Y. SCA Laurel Logo 7L 7Y 7L 7Y 7L 7Y \V/. .\V/ v.-v. .v-.v "`_==.'" -' `- :F_P: ##################################################################### Top Apollo _.._ .--'' | ``--. /\ \ | / /\ / \ | | | / \ `----------------' \ | | / \ | | / \ | _ | / \ | | || / \|/ \/ (:F_P:) `---' ##################################################################### Top .. /U% /.U% Lipstick | .U% | .U% | .U% | .U% .|_.U%. | .-uO% | .-uO% | .-uO% | .-uO% | .-uO% | .-uO% | .-uO% H:F_P:H ##################################################################### Top Pins ---------====--O \ \.-. :F_P: \ ( \ \|\ `-._______________________________________________ `-. Chrysiriia Riphaeus - Uraniidae (Madagascar) / ``----------------------------------------------' O / /\ / \.-. / \ ( \ / \|\ `-._______________________________________________ / `-. Chrysiriia Riphaeus - Uraniidae (Madagascar) / / :F_P: ``----------------------------------------------' ##################################################################### Top Teddy /\ _,--,_ /\ < ' ' > / O O \ | oo | \ \---- / / _____/\ | | \ | | | || | | || \ | \ o / / \/\ -___/\/ | | | | | | | \ \ :F_P: \____/__/ ##################################################################### Top Knight _ \\ \\ \\ \\ / ._-_. \\ CHARGE!! || //// _\ \\, || /// ~'~ //8 || /|( _\ /'/ || \\| _| / / || //\\ '_/ ,c/ / || \cC Cccccc/ 8\ cccCCCCCcccccc \ \ cccCCCCCCCcc \ \/ /CCCCCCC \ / CCCCCCC \/ CCCCCCC CCCCCCC CCCCCCC cCCCCCCCc C|C:F_P:C /|| || | ||| \|\ / |++____\ / )\ \ /Xx/ \ \ /X./ \Xx/oO \ \ \X / \oO \/ _ | `\, | '\`_ | _.._ / \ | / `-.\ | [| /| | |---,_[| /| _|_ _/ // | | _ /// // _,'_.-``| // | _,'_.-``/ // \ //' \ // | \ //'`--~-. // ;/ ;`. // | ;/ ; : // |/`\ \. / // | |/`\ \. ; // :/ \ `-.._\'/_ | :/ \ `-.._\'/_ `; `\,_ /``]' | `; `\,_ /``]' ;/ ; fsc | ;/ ; fsc:F_P: ##################################################################### Top Cloud ___...----..__ __ _.-' __ `-.--'' ``--..__ ( ( `--._ / ``--.. .--._ `-._ `-. __...--.. `.___ .-' _.-' `._ ) `-.___..--..__ ``-.___ ( ( ) -_ _ `) ) `-._ \ _.-' ) .=----... -' `-._/ ( / `' ( /-._/__ `\______.' `) .' `' ``._ )------...____..--' ( \ )_.-' ) `-.___...--' ( ) \ __'' \ .-'' \ .-' ``----..__..---''' ######################################Wed Mar 21 2004################# Top Text +------------------+ ___...==| |==...___ _.---''' .+==================+. ```---._ | __..--'' .-' | `-. ``--..__ | \_..--''________.-' | `-._________``--.._/ `--...____...---`--._.--`--._.--'---...:F_P:..---' ######################################Wed Mar 21 2004################# Top Stage .-------------------------------------------. |oo|ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo|oo| | \ / / / / / / / / / / | | |`-' `-' `-' `-' `-' `-' `-' `-' `-' `-'| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |---------------------------| | | | | | | | | | | | | | |--' `--| | | | |--' `--| | |--' `--| `---:F_P:-----------------------------:F_P:---' ######################################Wed Mar 21 2004################# Top Butterfly _ __...-._ .-' `-. .-'____. 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OOO' _.- `-'' `._____ ____/_ .-' <______..______)B / oo \ `-._ __ .-' oOOOo OO\ `- `.`--' _ OOO /\ OOo\ `----' `-._.' `-._.' :F_P: ######################################Wed Mar 21 2004################# Top Flower .--._ _._ /_ ./`. .-' \ `; : `88: ) |--/88'/ `./_ `/ `-_ _.' `-\ // \\ // __ \\// __ .-'>>>-\\.-<<<`. `-.__.'\\`._.' :F_P: ######################################Wed Mar 21 2004################# Top Celtic /\ / \ /\ / /\ \ /\ / \ / / \ \ / \ / /\ \ | | | | / /\ \ / / \ \ ___| |____|_|___ / / \ \ / / \/ ___| |__________/ / \ \ \ \ / /\ | | | | / /\ / / \ \ / /\ \ | | | | / /\ \ / / \ \/ / \ \| | | |/ / \ \/ / \ \/ | || | | || | \ \/ /\ \ | || | | || | /\ \ / /\ \ | || | | || | / /\ \ / / \ \_|_|| |____|_|| |_/ / \ \ \ \ \_____| |_______| |__/ / / \ \ | || | | || | / / _| |____|_|| |____|_|| |____|_|_ / | |_______| |_______| |_______ \ / /| | | || | | || | | |\ \ | | \ \ | || | | || | / / | | \ \ \ \ \ \/ / \ \/ / / / / / \ \ \ \ \ \/ \ \/ / / / / \ \ \ \ /\ \ /\ \ / / / / \ \ \ \/ /\ \ / /\ \/ / / / \ \ \/ / / / / / \/ / / / \ \/ /\/ / / / / /\/ / \ \/\/ / / / / /\ / /\ \/ /\__/ /___/ / \/ / /\ /\__/ /_____/ \ \_\/___/ / :F_P: \________/ ######################################Wed Mar 21 2004################# Top H2O _.-"""-._ _.-"""-._ / (#\ \_/ (#\ \ : \#) |NNn. \#) : \ /N(#\N\ / "-.___.-nNNN\#)N|_.-" \NNNNNNNNN/ "*NNNNN*" " ######################################Mon Aug 20 2001################# Top Mirmaids Four lines: . {\\_ :F_P: \/.`-. `-._===<| Four lines: {) :F_P: /oo\ \\_./ ```\ . -.. :F_P: `- _..\\ :F_P: _..--.\\\ .-' _.. ) .-' _.. )// |\__..-'_.-' // |\__..-'_.-' //'' /.----'' _' -'' /.----'' -'' ' ' Seven line diddle of the above: .. :F_P: _.._\\. .-''_.. ) } |`\-'_. \\' `-.`' / \\ `-.`. ` `' A six line merphalanx: () W () W () W () W () W () W () W () W () W () W () W () W () W () W /||\|/oo\|/||\|/oo\|/||\|/oo\|/||\|/oo\|/||\|/oo\|/||\|/oo\|/||\|/oo\| /\`| /\`| /\`| /\`| /\`| /\`| /\`| /\`| /\`| /\`| /\`| /\`| /\`| /\`| \/ | \/ | \/ | \/ | \/ | \/ | \/ | \/ | \/ | \/ | \/ | \/ | \/ | \/ | /\ | /\ | /\ | /\ | /\ | /\ | /\ | /\ | /\ | /\ | /\ | /\ | /\ | /\ | :F_P::F_P::F_P::F_P::F_P::F_P::F_P::F_P::F_P::F_P::F_P::F_P::F_P::F_P: Some stuff boardering on seals or coats of arms. Four lines W {) (} W \/OO\ /OO\/ \\\_./:F_P:\._// / \```\ /''' / Five lines _______. W {) \()/ ` (} W \/OO\ || /OO\/ \\\_./ <> \._/// \```\ /\ /'''/ :F_P: Five lines: _______. (} W {) \()/ ` (} W {) /oo\ \/OO\ || /OO\/ /oo\ \._// \\\_./ <> \._/// \\_./ /''':F_P:\```\ /\ /'''/:F_P:```\ Jun 9 2003 ##################################################################### Top STFU .---. .---- .--- . . `---. : :--- : : `---' .' .' `._.' :F_P: ######################################Mon Oct 16 2000################# Top Fat .-. ( ) (_ _) .-'-. /\ /\ \\) (// / -`+`- \ \ Y / \-|-/ /|\ \|/ jgs /Y\ :F_P: ######################################Sun Oct 1 2000################# Top Religion \\\// 0 0 _,_\=/_,_ /.| END IS|.\ \ | NIGH | / \| GOES |/ | HERE | |_______| :F_P: (_) (_) ######################################Sun Aug 20 2000################# Top Anubis L L __/|/|_ /_| [_[_\ /__\ __`-\_____ /___] /=@> _ {> /____/ /` `--/ /____/ \____/`-._> /____/ /__/ \__/_ `` / --\ _/__`-` \ \ / `-`\ / NDT/FP\ ######################################Tue Jul 11 2000################# Top LSD ________________ |:)|:)|:)|:)|:)| |--------------| |:)|:)|:)|:)|:)| |--------------| |:)|:)|:)|:)|:)| |--------------| :F_P: ######################################Mon Jul 10 2000################# Top Overies ____ ____ /\ \` ,;, '/ /\ \/ \ /i\`/ \/ / l \ L l J L|J | | | | | | L.J ######################################Sat Jun 17 2000################# Top Key _______ / (_) \ | | \ / \ / /|| | \|| \ /|| |} ||| } | || \ ||| / | || [ \|| / {| / [| ######################################Fri Apr 28 2000################# Top Filler _ __ __ __ _ _`__________________________/ \/ \/ \________________________________'_ `__________________________ /\ |/\| /\ ________________________________' \\//\\//\\// \\ //\\ // \\\\//// \\\/// \\// \/ ######################################Wed Mar 22 2000################# \\/\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\/ /\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\ ///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\ \\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\/// ///\///\///\///\///\///\///\/// \\\/\\\/\\\/\\\/\\\/\\\/\\\/\\\ \\\//\\\//\\\//\\\//\\\//\\\// ///\\///\\///\\///\\///\\///\\ //\//\//\//\//\//\//\//\//\// \\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\ //\//\//\//\//\//\//\//\//\// << << << << << << << << << << \\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\ /\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\/ <::><::><::><::><::><::>< \//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\ ######################################Sat Sep 30 2000################# Top Box __ / /| L1/ :F_P: ######################################Sat Mar 11 2000################# Top Sandman _ _ /_\ /_\ With // / // \\ Out _\\ | \_/ | Death /___\ _ \ / _ There // \\ \\_| |_// Is || || | _ _ | No \\___// // | | \\ Need \ / | | To ___| | / \ Dream /___ | /_-_\ ___| | /___ | ___| | /___ | \ | |/ ######################################Fri Feb 25 2000################# ##################################################################### Top Computers _______________________________ | ___________________________ | | | H * & Y $ # ( d| | | | ! <a T a ! * $ % $ + | | | |%1 1 U c 5 $ 4 Y ia s% | | | |^ $j $k b j%n f #U uk 8* | | | |e %5 H R h$j # ^ 4u 9h$| | | |d# n h % ^ 2 a$y h%| | | |f* s^ 5 ( 9 $ h 3 $ d| | | | p 6&( # # * u y % 2| | | | X *9 i H $ % 5 ( Y 3| | | | d ) j e % H d :F_P: | | | `---------------------------' | |_______________________________| ___________ _______ | AscTerm |________________|- + x| | | | .----------------------------. | | | | | | |Bash2.05:F_P:$ _ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | `----------------------------' | |________________________________| ________________ |\______________|\ |\\ . \ \ |\\| |\ |\ | The CFC's (in liquid form at room temp) | \|===============| flow over the middle barrier and cool | | In \ Out| `| the air contact. The fan sucks them down | |Take | Take | to the laptops cooling in-take. The hot | | | | | | CFC's are then spit out the out take side | |__| |______| | where they are given room to cool down | | __\ |_______\ | before traveling over the barier again. \ ||\ _\|_______\\| Cold sinks and heat rises. \|_\|_LAPTOP___|_| :F_P: n n .-/ \. |\`-'o\ Atari Controler | `----' `\|____| :F_P: ,-------------:F_P:--------------. |Esc|1|2|3|4|5|6|7|8|9|0|-|=|||`|| |Tab|Q|W|E|R|T|Y|U|I|O|P|{|}|Del | |Cntrl|A|S|D|F|G|H|J|K|L|;|'|Entr| |shft|Z|X|C|V|B|N|M|<|>|/|shft|fn| |fn|*|alt|_____________|*|alt| ^ | | <v>| `--------------------------------' ######################################Fri Dec 27 2002################# Top Balot {} George W Bush {} Nader c a n u o B n {} {} A e l r G o Ascii inturpitartion of the ballot in question as seen on The Daily Show ######################################Sat Nov 11 2000################# Top Star Wars * death star exploding. ,.., '\ / ' |_ ; O <-==| ,/ \.; |~ '"` R2 rerouteing the main power suply ######################################Wed May 9 2001################# Top Mask ._______. | <> <> | \-|o|-/ /___\ (MMM) ######################################Mon Jul 10 2000################# ._____. |<> <>| | | \ " / \_/ ######################################Wed Mar 22 2000################# Top Snowman ____-------____ .--'' ``. \ / \ .---. / __.--. \ / \ /----'' | ---.._\ | o o | / | / \ \ / / / \/ | | \ `- _-'`---'`-_ /-- / | ---.__ / \/ Y | / `| | | | _| | \ | _.--'' \ / / \.-' `-..___..-' `-.._ :F_P: ``--/ ######################################Fri Jul 23 2004################ Top Chicken Leg _..__ .-' `\-.._ _ | `---' ) . _.-----._) `-.___./-' :F_P: ##################################################################### Top Seal Club ___________________ |___________ | :F_P: `-------' Old school seal harvesting equipment. | ##################################################################### Top Guillotine | | |-|__ |\| / |0|/| |~| :F_P: ##################################################################### Top Pipe _________ (______| ``----..__ ``----... `. ________ ``-. \ | | \ \| | \ | :F_P: \ / `-.___.-' ##################################################################### Top Lego . /o/| /o/ | Ascii Lego /O/ | /O/ / ___________________ .-/ / /O O O O O O O O O /| | | / /O O O O O O O O O / / | |/ .------------------/ / `-' |__________________|/ :F_P: ##################################################################### Top Metal Detector __ \, \_ `-' ##################################################################### Top Atheist .------------------. | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | `--------------:F_P: An atheist in heaven ##################################################################### Top A tissue for people who want to cry --...__ |_ |_|_| |_ | | | | -._| --..__| :F_P: ##################################################################### Top Earth Orbit ___..---..__ _.--'' ``--.._ ,-' `. / far away and .-. \ O <-- not dead yet :F_P: |<-- close by and \ `-' / not dead yet `-_ / `--.. __..-' ``---..__..--'' ##################################################################### Top Wheelchair QQQ QQqQQQ O-O QQ c ! \~ /-. / / \oOOO (___| || \ | || |=| /|| -----| )|| /\ .-| / || c\/ /\//\| / \|| \ //||_/ |__|/ .---|| `--'\ | (()) \\/ |\ / `----' ##################################################################### Top Pork __ .-' `-. |-____-| | | |=PORK=| | | | | `-____-' :F_P: ######################################Tue May 31 2005################# Top Chainsaw ___ /.-.\ //-. \\ _/\ \ \ \\ /\\ \ \-\ \\ / \\ \ /\|| | _\\ \ \ // \ (_)\\ \/// \ \\ /\^ \ [=]|/ \^ \ /// \^ \|/\ \^ V\ \^ V\ \^ V\ \^ V\ \^ V\ \^ V\ \^ V\ \^ V\:F_P:\> V\ |> V`--'_\ \/\/ #################################Wed Nov 30 2005################# Chainsaw ___________ /.---------.\ || || || || ||-----------|| /.-------------\ |__________ |/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\_ | \__/\ |-----------------------------------./_ | .-. \/| | \/ | | | || | O O O O O O :F_P: O O O O O O O )> | `-' || |___________________________________./\ | || |/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/' `-------------' #################################Thu Dec 1 2005################# Top Signature sized FSM 1 O O 2 --__/FSM\-'-_ 3 __-'\___/-.__ 4 / \ :F_P: ######################################Mon Jan 2 2006################# Top Monkey || || _;| /__3 / /|| / / // .--. \ \// / (OO) \// |( _ ) // \__/`-'\__ // \__ _ \ _.-'/ | ._._.|\ \ (_.-' | \ \ \ .-._ / o ) / / /_ \ \ / \__/ / / \ \_/ / / E_/ \ / / `-._/-' :F_P: ######################################Sat Jan 21 2006################# Top Blob Monster .-. .--. _ \\\\ ///// \\/ ./ \\\\\_/| `\-. `. \ ` ./ _.-. `-. `-. `\ | (o \ | (- ) /. | )( o) /' / ( ) `--.-.(<_>( `-.--._/) _/ \._ --' ( .`. |' `-.-'\ ,-' )' / / ' ( / ( .-.__ ( )/ \ \ \ ) / / \ ' ' / ( / ---------------| ( ) |-._/-------------- .-' \ / / \ `--.-. / .-' ( / \:F_P:\ ( -. `-. .-' .' _ ) `-. ) .- -. ( ( `-' / ' .-' ) -.) `-.____.--__.__.-' #####################################Thu Jan 19 2006################# Top Censored .-------------------------------------------------------------------. | __ _ __ _ __ _ __ _ | | o |_ |_) o o |_ |_) o o |_ |_) o o |_ |_) o | | o | ___ | o o | ___ | o o | ___ | o o | ___ | o | | | |-------------------------------------------------------------------| | .o88b. d88888b d8b db .d8888. .d88b. d8888b. d88888b d8888b. | | d8P Y8 88' 888o 88 88' YP .8P Y8. 88 `8D 88' 88 `8D | | 8P 88ooooo 88V8o 88 `8bo. 88 88 88oobY' 88ooooo 88 88 | | 8b 88~~~~~ 88 V8o88 `Y8b. 88 88 88`8b 88~~~~~ 88 88 | | Y8b d8 88. 88 V888 db 8D `8b d8' 88 `88. 88. 88 .8D | | `Y88P' Y88888P VP V8P `8888Y' `Y88P' 88 YD Y8FIG8P :F_P:D' | |-------------------------------------------------------------------| | _____ _____ _ _ __ _ ___ _ __ __ _ _ | | | __\ V / o \ | | |/ _|| ||_ _| / \ / _|/ _|| || | | | | _| ) (| _/ |_ | ( (_ | | | | | o |\_ ( (_ | || | | | |___/_n_\_| |___||_|\__||_| |_| |_n_||__/\__||_||_| | `-------------------------------------------------------------------' ######################################Wed Feb 1 2006################# Top Chocolate Is Slavery -._ | _ `-._ `-. | | \ `-. `-. | / `-._ .-/ \_ __//`-. / . | ______________________ / -. `-. |/| || || _ _ ___ ____ /.:.:..| | __ ||| || _____ ||| | | | | __| | _ \ . ,' : \ | | | ||| || | | ||| |_| | | |_ | |_> | | : `, | __| |__ | \ || |_____| ||| _ | | _| | _ / | : : | | | \W | |W _____ ||| | | | | |_ | | \ \ | : : | |__ __| |/\ | | | |||_| |_| |___| |_| |_| | : : | | | || || |_____| || Milk Choco|at ` : : ' |__| |) |) || \`. : / || || `---------------------- \: ,'/ \| \|_ \ '/ (_\(__\ :F_P: `/ Coco Bean + Slave = Fat Americans Help support slavery in Ivory Coast with each chocolate bar you buy. ######################################Wed Feb 8 2006################# Top Star Trek VS Atari - dQb MM MMM MM dQ Bb MM MMM MM .QQ BBb MM MMM MM QQQ BBB. MM MMM MM dQQQ BBBb MM MMM MM .QQK >BB. VS MM MMM MM QQQQ\^/BBBB .MM MMM MM QQQQQBBBBBB. .MMM MMM MMM. :F_P: QQQQQQQQQQBBb .MMM MMM MMM. ,dQQQQP' QBb _,MMMM MMM MMMM._ dQQQQ' `Bb MMMMMMM9 MMM 6MMMMMMM QQQP `B MMMMM9' MMM 6MMMMM QP' :F_P: V V ######################################Fri Feb 10 2006################# Top Corner Demon /\ //\\ /\ // \\ //\\ || ||// || || ||/ || .--. || || || / | || /|| || / /\| _ || //|| || / / .-' | ||// || // /__/ /-/ | ||( || // /| `\ / / ||\\ || // / \ \ / / || \\||// / O\ `--/ / || )|||| | / ____ \/ || //|||| | / / O / ||// |||| | / / .-------. ||( |||| / /\ / /.-------.\ ||\\ ||||| \ `--| __/ // \\ || \\|||| \ `-./ / // \\ || )|||| `-.___/ // :F_P: // || //||\ \___________// // ||\\_||_`============='___________//_ || `-||______________________________`-_ || \\.-'-._.-'-._.-'-._.-'-_.-'/ `-.`\ || \_-'-._.-'-,_.-'-._.-'-_.-' .-'/ \\___________________________________'.-' `-----------------------------------' ######################################Sun Mar 12 2006################# Top Guitar .-.-. qO Op | \ / | qO Op | \ / | qO Op \\ // |===| |___| |___| |_o_| |___| |_o_| |___| |_o_| |___| |_o_| |___| |___| ___|o_o|______ / |___| `.-`. | |___| | | | `---' |--| `. /--/ | ___--. |--| | / \ \| | | | | |--| ' \___/ `--`. .' `--' `\--\ / <:F_P:> \--\ | |--| | | | \ /--/ `-____________-'_-' ######################################Sat May 6 2006################# Top Alltel Logo (new and old) _.--._ .' `. _______ .' _.-.__`. / | / |_.-._ ` / __ | | ______\ / / | | | / ___ / / | | | ( (___| / / | | `. \_______^ _______/ / .-. | | `. .' / / ( )| | `. .' \_________/ `-' \__| `-.__.-' :F_P: ######################################Sat May 6 2006################# Top Christmas / / / \ \ / / \ \ / / \ \ \ / / \ \ /______/_______/_______\_______\ | =====%===== :F_P: | |\\|\\|\\|| =^= ==^==|\\|\\| ==*==| | ||//|||=+=||===+ ||//||_| |//||LL|/|L||__| ######################################Sat May 6 2006################# Top TSS Logo (Terminal ScreenSaver) __________ ____________________________ __________ / ______ \ .' `. / ______ \ | / \ | / .------. .------. / | / \ | | | | | `---. / _____/--/ _____/-' | | | | | \______/ | / | (__ | (__ | \______/ | \__________/ / /\ `\ \ `\ \__________/ ____;__:____ / / `--. | `--. | ____;__:____ |_____| o | / / _____) | _____) | |_____| o | |_____| @==| / / .' / .' / |_____| @==| |__________| `---' `-------' `-------' :F_P: |__________| ######################################Tue Mar 21 2006################# Top /` './`\ ; \ \ ___ | ' .'` `. . / O o |__ ___ ___ _ ___ |_ | _|`'/ ;| | | | | |( ) .-'' `| `'----/ o"..-`o / | |__ | | | | / ( `._ .' o'_.-' | __ \ __ | | __| | ___ _ __ `-.._____..-'___..--'`\\> | | \ |/ \| |/ |/ -_) ' \ / .-.\| | O|| O|` |_| |_|\__/|_|\__|_||___|_|_|_| | |.-,\/ '._.' _-' \ _ _ _ __ | \_, _/ ' ) ; | || | '_ \ ._.-. _\ \ `'-' / \_,_| .__/ .--. `-,_(_); `-..__.-' |_| / `'-/_.'|\| `7.---._ | `|-._ \ `--' `\. \ `. `'. \ \ \\ `.__/-. | \. | _/ | _.,7 `-._ `-. /./' / ( , | /.-n_)-.___`|._.-' `-'| ; |_ \ | | \_\ \`|.-. _./-'| `-'/ |`-| \_.'-----. / \ |'-'-'` `--. | |_| \ | \ | '_b \/ | \ /`.___\|/ / \ / ./ .' \ | / / | | |-.-..' | / | x/ \ / | x/ / | / x\ | | *=| x| | | |/\ x\ \_-_/ | \ | | x| `-' \ x| myflix / x\ :F_P: *=|/\ x`\ | `___/ ######################################Mon Apr 16 2007################# Top Scooter /\_ (|(o) |/ ____.---. / | (_____.__/ .-'\| \/ `-. /_. \__ /( :F_P: ) /|\____>====_\________/ ( () )\_________/( () ) \__/ \__/ ######################################Wed May 9 2007################# Top ASCII RSS Icon _.._ o8888bo. `888b 888. `88b `888. 888 o. `88 `8P ### 88o `8 8 -.# #|# :F_P: OOOOO O OOO O O O O O O #################################Fri Oct 5 2007################# Top Dradel .-. |_| .| |. .` | | `. .=. `-' .=. | `. .` | | | | | | | \`. | .`/ \ `-:-` / `. : .' `:' #################################Sun Aug 3 2008################# Nautilus Top ___..---._ _.-/o oo o/ o `\ .O oOO O oOO/ o-'_\ / Oo oOOOO.oo OO o.oo_\-, /o.`OO ooOOO oOO OO' o/ ' `\ / `oo OO,ooo OOOOO.oOP ' o '\ / OO `ooo o....'.\dOOO ' o o' '\ |o ` ooooo.... / dP'' ' ' o' o \ |`OoOOOOOO....\ P/ ' 'o' o o' o \ |.__-oOO'_o... \| ` ____` . o' \ | OOOO'.oOOo... \`---dOOOb`\ . ' \-\ |o .oooOOOOO Oo |.'dO( )OO/\-. ' / \ooo' OOOOO OOO \'.`qOOOp/____`\___/ | ooOOO' _.OO/ \'.'.`'/__.-.`__`} \`' OO OO' .o o `\.'./___---.___} \ooO OO oooo O\ ob.'.\ _.---- } `\ooO oo oO O|o Qbb..\ _-'-'} `\oooo OO O|o. Ob.``--}' `\oo'o oO|ooOOOOOb\--' ``--OOO\ooo'' #################################Fri Sep 19 2008################# Plug Top ____________ /\\ \\___________ _/_ \\ \\ O \ __________=====|| ` ||- - - . ||========== / || ||| || | ||_____________ _________\ || ||| || . ||_____________) =====||___, ||- - - ' ||_________ \`- // // O \ \,// //============ `---------'' :F_P:#################################Tue Sep 30 2008################# Small Stuff
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