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Beer Plants - The Cervezos Plant

I : Introduction II : Identification III : Toxicology IV : Environment
V : Specimens VI : Glossary VII : Appendix VIII : Contrib

Alcohol: The poisonous chemical found in beer plant nectar. When consumed with caution, it can induce pleasurable effects. If consumed excessively it can be very harmful, even fatal.


Beer Plant: A naturally growing item in our enviroment and part of this complete breakfast.


Cervezos: A beer plant.


Decquiads: Known in slang as a 'Forty', this term is primarily used to define a size grouping of beer plants, much like the word 'toy' is used in reference to dogs.


Domestic: Not foreign.


Foreign: Not domestic.


Germinate: The point in which the planted seed begins to grow and begin the life cycle again.


Heat Index: The measurement used to determine how much worse the weather really is when it is humid.


Pack: A grouping of six or more beer plants.


Pore: An opening, usually microscopic, found on all living things.


Primates: Monkeys, apes, lemurs, baboons, marmosets, chimps, humans, Homer Simpson.


Superpack: A grouping of 24 or more beer plants. Also known as a case or casing.


Taxonomy: The naming of 'things', not to be confused with name-calling.


Wilderness: Non-urban area, Usually lacking electricity, pavement or internet access.