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Giant
I found a giant on the bus today. You could tell he was a giant because he had handmade shoes, shirt and belt. Giants are Coutur all the way. No self respecting giant would ever buy off the rack.I had no idea that giants wore parachute pants but I guess that parachutes are the only way to get good quality silk in enough bulk to make giant pants.
He was there, asleep, with bells on. Literally. On his the rear left of his shoulder were suspended two bells.
Not little fairy bells but kind of big bells that only a giant can pull off as an accessory.
Unfortunately he went from sound-asleep mode to got-to-get-off-the-bus mode before I could find out what he listens too on his headphones. If he is anything like the giants I have known he was likely listening to The Best of Sheri Lewis. Some things never go out of style.
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He got off at the stop with a Rally's so he was probably grabbing a Big Buford to fill his belly with since people don't take as nicely to eating kids like they used to. Which is probably why he so small for a giant. They don't make them like they used to.
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Giant